Your room asked for this
Get roasted. Then get a better room.
Upload one photo for a brutally useful decor roast, three budget-friendly fixes, and an AI glow-up worth posting.
First roast free. No credit card. Feelings mostly protected.
Sample verdict
“Your lamp is giving interrogation room—but we can fix that.”
The RoomRoast promise
Honest enough to help. Funny enough to share.
3
Affordable fixes, every time
No fantasy furniture budget and no vague “add texture” advice.
0
Fake praise or fake reviews
A new product making clear promises—not pretending strangers already love it.
From bland to broadcast
One photo. Four increasingly useful opinions.
RoomRoast turns decor feedback into a quick, entertaining path from “something feels off” to “wait, I love this.”
- 1
A roast with actual taste
Get funny, direct feedback that calls out the awkward layout, mystery lighting, and decor choices your friends politely ignore.
- 2
Three fixes you can afford
Turn every punchline into progress with three practical, shoppable recommendations from budget-friendly retailers.
- 3
See the glow-up first
Preview a redesigned version of your own room before you move the bed, repaint a wall, or spend a cent.
- 4
Made to leave the group chat
Package the photo, best roast line, and before-and-after into a one-tap vertical template ready to share.
Pick your level of intervention
Start with the joke. Upgrade for the vision.
Simple one-time packages for one room photo. No subscription ambush.
Quick Roast
Free
For the brave and curious.
- One witty room roast
- Three practical decor fixes
- Shareable roast card
Roast + Redesign
RoomRoast Glow-Up
$9
per room
A full RoomRoast experience: upload your room, choose the roast intensity and budget, then receive a witty decor roast, three affordable fixes, and an AI glow-up preview built to share.
Before you expose your room
Fair questions.
The beige era ends here
Your room has been talking. Hear it out.
Upload a photo, take the roast, and leave with a room plan you might actually use.
Roast my room free